"Torch, you’re gonna be to China what David Hasselhoff is to Germany." ~ jm1551

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 07/23/2020 at 16:55 • Filed to: None

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TheRealBicycleBuck > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 17:08

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This really needs a NSFW lead image.

boredalways > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 17:12

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Needs to be 70's porn star level hairy

MonkeePuzzle > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/23/2020 at 17:13

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just becuase you sexualized a perfectly acceptable picture of a naked Jalopnic writer with a pupper, that’s on you

Future next gen S2000 owner > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 17:20

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I’m not sure whose mind is weirded, yours or Torch’s.

MonkeePuzzle > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/23/2020 at 17:24

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Jb boin > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/23/2020 at 17:25

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PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 17:26

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This le d photo scares me, I’ll likely have nightmares, thanks.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Jb boin 07/23/2020 at 17:28

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Just Jeepin' > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 17:29

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That image is perfection. Absolute mastery.

MonkeePuzzle > Jb boin 07/23/2020 at 17:32

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YEAASS!!!!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Jb boin 07/23/2020 at 17:45

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If the embiggen button isn't for this, I don't know what it's for.

ttyymmnn > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/23/2020 at 18:26

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At my age, I wish I had an embiggen button. 

promoted by the color red > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 18:57

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Oppo:

ranwhenparked > MonkeePuzzle 07/23/2020 at 19:18

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Damnit, now I’ve got I’ve Been Looking for Freedom stuck in my head, which sucks, because Auf der Straße n ach S ü den is the superior song. Thanks for that.

Jb boin > Jb boin 07/23/2020 at 20:19

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Wacko > ttyymmnn 07/23/2020 at 20:59

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At your age I thought you took pills for that

ttyymmnn > Wacko 07/23/2020 at 21:13

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Those pills are expensive . Interesting story about Viagra. It was initially developed as a blood pressure medication, but then they discovered certain, uh, side effects during testing. Pfizer realized they were sitting on a gold mine, and what should have been a super cheap BP med turned into a major source of cash. 

duurtlang > ranwhenparked 07/24/2020 at 03:00

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Here you go: